poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

I like me some nice tight poon crack.

by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009

Poon-Jabba

An individual who could easily have a few select instances of poon but misses out because he is such a poon himself.

Nate Baublits, you could totally have tapped that, you are the original Poon-Jabba.

by Great-Chief Highlander May 2, 2010

Poon Ranger

Someone seeks, and attains, lots lof poon. When a poon ranger aquires a target he/she swiftly acts upon it and gets poon.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.

Dude you're such a poon ranger!

by ActuallyAnna March 14, 2011

poon pillow

when a chubby or overweight girl has a little too much fat in her panties but makes for a good pillow after eating her out

'dude! did you eat out that fat chick last night?'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'

by octopriapus August 20, 2011

Poon Smasher

someone who fornicates with a lot of females and demolishes their vagina

That man is a Poon Smasher

by Wisdom of the Floppy Pancakes January 8, 2016

poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016