Pisser pistol

The process of shooting out bullets of cum with a brief time period between, similar to how a semi-automatic pistol shoots. This is whilst you are sitting on the toilet pissing.

She was surprised when I pulled my new move, the pisser pistol in the costco bathroom.

by Grumblebottom January 12, 2025

Chavez Pito

A mysterious name that randomly pops up in conversations, memes, or online threads. Nobody really knows who Chavez Pito is, but he pretends like they should.

"Who the fuck is Chavez Pito"
"Does Anyone actually know Chavez Pito"

by ilyRicos September 9, 2025

Pork Pistol

Another way of saying hotdog

I’m over here chomping on a pork pistol and suckling on a bevvie

by Haunter_093 September 22, 2025

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

the Sex Pistols

A pretty awesome punk band that was founded in 1975 and made the famous songs Anarchy in the uk and god save the queen. The band was hated in britain and they were very controversial.

-Hey do you want to see the sex pistols tonight at the consert?
-yea

by Dif1891 fuck aik June 19, 2018

The Nickname: pistol

If ur nicknamed pistol, your name is for sure peter and ur a dick. One person has probably called you this and u continued to call yourself it as no one else besides maybe 3 people- including coaches

The nickname: pistol My name is pistol and I have a big dick.
My name is pistol and I’m the biggest fucking hardass

by Fuckin bish March 30, 2020

Emery misses Piton

"Emery misses piton"- this phrase is only supposed to be used when emery truly misses her piton, and needs the piton ambulance.

Emery- I miss my bestfriend piton.

Random person- Oh, so Emery misses Piton

by bestfwends4ever April 12, 2020