Philadelphia Helicopter

When you pull out and cum on your partners back then proceed to dry the cum by helicoptering your weenie to cause a big gust of air. After that the dried jizz may be enjoyed as a midnight snack.

Brooo i gave that girl from the club the Philadelphia Helicopter yesterday.

by D'Glester Hardunkin Chud III January 18, 2025

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.

Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Philadelphia faucet

You come in someone’s mouth you jump on their stomach, so it blows out their nose

Yo I’m gonna give you a Philadelphia faucet

by Philadelphia master February 23, 2025

Philadelphia pork dip

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.

I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.

by Dirty dishes March 13, 2025

Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

digital philastine

Someone who doesnt know about when the internet first came into mass use.

someone who said: 'Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28'

would be classed a digital philastine

by Jimbo3 July 12, 2007