Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.

Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?

by Tom224 November 16, 2012

dog period

A Dog Period is when a dog gets its period like humans girls do!

Girl: Mom I think Cail s on her dog period!
mom: OMG CALL A DOCTOR!
Girl: No! its natrull! All us girls have it

by fjfjfjxjnvjnjvsbv hvjdkjgf000c February 4, 2018

Foot period

Noun - when your ingrown toenail is so ingrown that it bleeds

Baby i want foot pics
cant i have a foot period

by pokojoke12 June 1, 2023

period sticker

when a pad is so small its more like a "congratulations sticker"

jimmy:*sticks period sticker to timmy*
timmy:wtf
jimmy:congrats on ur period

by raybeez April 8, 2022

period stomach

The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.

I want to go for a run, but I have period stomach and I don't want to poo my pants.

by shakalaka999 May 5, 2014

dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

by Pratt dad March 27, 2017

Period Blood

Blood that tastes good

Period blood tastes amazing

by Kokichiouma November 12, 2022