Perfectly balanced both sides of all aspects of life. In Internet it is mostly used to describe when the number of likes and dislikes on any content are equal.
by Frenrix December 7, 2020
Get the perfect balance mug.It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.
Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.
by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016
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Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004
Get the Perfect Woman mug.Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.
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Get the Perfect Man mug.The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.
Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
by hansmuff@krampus.com April 7, 2011
Get the the perfect storm mug.I have no clue, I haven't found one yet. But here are some tings to look out for in your perfect guy:
He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.
He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.
Does not exist Unfortunately would be nice The perfect guy will probably only match with the perfect girl, and face it, that's never going to happen, either0
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