Pencil

A decorated wooden stick with lead or graphite inside of it used to write.

I sharpened my broken pencil.

by UninterestingWords March 10, 2022

Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019

Pencil God

Someone who has a non existent sex life other than there hand or fingers but is good in school :)

Jaidyn is a Pencil God.

by ThePencilGod June 28, 2018

ceiling pencil dart

When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.

The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021

Pencil Neck

Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.

Timmy is such a Pencil Neck

by liamrr18 March 23, 2021

Pencil

Term used to ask if your girls if they have pierod supplies.

Do you have a pencil.

by Contratra winklespeaker January 5, 2016