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human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
mugGet the human pencil sharpenermug.

Pencil

Something you will need because your to fucking lazy to go to the dollar store and buy your own
Go get your own fucking pencil
by ctrl+alt+delete ur mother November 11, 2022
mugGet the Pencilmug.

pencil man

by daddykade September 8, 2021
mugGet the pencil manmug.

Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.
"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.
by Pencil J. January 7, 2025
mugGet the Pencil Johnsonmug.

Penciling

Penciling is the opposite a scissoring. When you just rub two PP’s together.
Jordin asks a stranger if he will like to try penciling.
by Me,clean October 22, 2020
mugGet the Pencilingmug.

pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.
"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024
mugGet the pencil-eatermug.

pencil

"do you have a pencil?"
"yeah, its on ur fathers scrotum."
by CHANNELATOR January 29, 2023
mugGet the pencilmug.

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