Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Pencil Tip

When you stick any kind of pencil up your asshole, jiggle it around, then flip off your bitch ass gf/bf

Marco did the pencil tip cause his girlfriend is a bitch, bitch

by ICreateWordsLol December 17, 2019

On the number 2 pencil

For all of you ho's testing

On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you

by Love number 1 period April 28, 2019

Pencil sharpener

That one girl at the school

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20

by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025

slim penciling

its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people

The was a dude slim penciling on the dance floor.

by DudeISpeakIbionics March 5, 2021

pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil

Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

Pencil Tattoo

When you accidentally stab yourself with a pencil so hard the graphite marking becomes permanent.

Fuck, I just gave myself a pencil tattoo.

by AGuyWhoMayExist April 2, 2024