Jean-Paul

This man has big dick energy. He let god, his creation, get credit when he created the earth so that people wouldn’t crowd around him. He is fabled to have KO’d Jesus Christ in heaven when the lord attacked him for having a 186 K/D against him. The legends say that when medusa stared him down, she turned to stone and that he gave the great Gaia his spare adamantine so Kronos could kill Uranus.

You’ve stepped on Jean-Paul’s land? You’re gonna end up being auschwitzed bro.

Oh, the Jean-Paul sized condoms are way too big for me.

Damn he tried to go for one of Jean-Paul’s women? Oh better commit japan pilot 1940 before he gets you bro, you’re gonna be sorry.

by Merrickman2003 January 24, 2020

paul hendo

shy rabbit/pigeon who only appears when searching for rare pumpkin seed.

HAW HAW the crys of paul hendo searching for the rare pumpkin seed in the night.

by jack borlando November 4, 2011

The Paul Brothers

(Jake and Logan). Literally the definition of a condom fail.

Person 1: Dude, The Paul Brothers are whack.
Person 2: yee.

by RealityUnfold April 1, 2019

miriam paul

Cum Dump
Puta

I need to fuck. Where is Miriam Paul?

by Johnny Two Guns June 5, 2018

Dirty Paul

A dirty Paul is when you have a dairy intolerance and poop your pants randomly without control during sex

I just gave her a dirty Paul and it was messy

by Clubveg June 7, 2021

Jake Paul

A cancerous toad who has nothing better to do than uselessly beef with his brother, Logan Paul and sit in his white-boy mansion ruining children’s minds. Also known as “you thot”, “egotistical bastard” and “that dick”

Retard: I like Jake Paul
Sane person: you should die
Sane person is in the right here, no matter what

Note that an incorrect usage of “Jake Paul” is when it is used positively in a sentence. E.g. “Jake Paul is alright” does not make sense as the word has been used positively in a sentence.

by DRINK BLEACH! November 20, 2018

Jake paul

A dirty,lying, cheating man.he is a YouTube that uses hot girls for click bait. He also has a hooker over every night. Also hes a squirrel for his brothers acorns.

"Did you see Alissa's diss Track on Jake paul?"

by Coolkid08 June 14, 2017