Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

he is packing

To either have a massive penis or to wear some sort of padding so as to give the appearance of having a massive penis

He is packing but everyone is when you wear a size small. Except for Ross Lynch, he really is.

by trmnks July 29, 2023

double parking

where the penis is inserted to the vagina and the ballsack is placed in the anal cavity

dude i was totally double parking this girl's mom last night

by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e September 10, 2008

parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.

Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!

by dani2012 June 17, 2009

Packing

When you or someone has a heavy weapon, powerful weapon, or has many weapons.

Dude, what's he packing? He's packing a rocket launcher, two grenades, a LMG, and a sniper rifle.

by FLUKEis... January 13, 2017

Packing some heat

When a male has a particularly large penis.

"I got with this dude last night, and let me tell you. He was packing some heat"

by Kittenlitter May 30, 2017