When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”
by JamesDamn May 26, 2019

Preemptive canceling of school and businesses in lieu of snow storm or ice storm. Also the swatch of people who must buy milk, bread and eggs before such a storm.
The blizzard was supposed to hit until 2:30 pm, but the superintendent thought better of it just canceled school for the whole day. He was experiencing storm panic.
by manderjean March 13, 2014

two queer people in a relationship, regardless of gender, if it’s queer and i panic over it, gay panic
by doublecheekeduponatuesdayafter October 16, 2021

1. A Japanese Famicom game that would later become Super Mario Bros. 2
2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
1. Doki Doki Panic was America's way of flipping off Japan for The Lost Levels.
2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021

This is when a Presumably Straight Male is in situations when they get (sometimes subtly) intimate with a Gay Male, realizes what is happening, the adrenaline kicks in, and the Presumably Straight Male acts Awkward and/or Gay.
Person A: Dude, I totally had a Gay Panic with my summer camp roommate last night.
Person B: No shit Sherlock, as if I didn't notice you two.
Person B: No shit Sherlock, as if I didn't notice you two.
by CMLKevin July 29, 2021

When you get to a party too early and are scared it's a bust, so you drink excessively before it even begins.
by xmattisi December 29, 2015

Board Member Executive: "Hey Adam, did you get that ROI report ready for our top account we are meeting with over dinner?"
Adams Thoughts: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck thank god i have some panic heroin in my pocket"
Adams Thoughts: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck thank god i have some panic heroin in my pocket"
by cdud February 28, 2025
