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dick panic

When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”
Dick panic set in while I was browsing our attachment history.
by JamesDamn May 26, 2019
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storm panic

Preemptive canceling of school and businesses in lieu of snow storm or ice storm. Also the swatch of people who must buy milk, bread and eggs before such a storm.
The blizzard was supposed to hit until 2:30 pm, but the superintendent thought better of it just canceled school for the whole day. He was experiencing storm panic.
by manderjean March 13, 2014
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gay panic

two queer people in a relationship, regardless of gender, if it’s queer and i panic over it, gay panic
“omg i’m literally gay panicking over this video

“that gave me gay panic”
by doublecheekeduponatuesdayafter October 16, 2021
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Doki Doki Panic

1. A Japanese Famicom game that would later become Super Mario Bros. 2

2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
1. Doki Doki Panic was America's way of flipping off Japan for The Lost Levels.

2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021
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Gay Panic

This is when a Presumably Straight Male is in situations when they get (sometimes subtly) intimate with a Gay Male, realizes what is happening, the adrenaline kicks in, and the Presumably Straight Male acts Awkward and/or Gay.
Person A: Dude, I totally had a Gay Panic with my summer camp roommate last night.

Person B: No shit Sherlock, as if I didn't notice you two.
by CMLKevin July 29, 2021
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Panic Drinking

When you get to a party too early and are scared it's a bust, so you drink excessively before it even begins.
I knew no one was coming fuck! Better start Panic Drinking
by xmattisi December 29, 2015
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panic heroin

When you are in a pinch, anxiety ridden, while in a public space.
Board Member Executive: "Hey Adam, did you get that ROI report ready for our top account we are meeting with over dinner?"

Adams Thoughts: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck thank god i have some panic heroin in my pocket"
by cdud February 28, 2025
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