Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 27, 2007

pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment

1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...

by Breoffrey January 13, 2009

Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.

Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)

by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009

Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.

Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf

by dogboy15 July 23, 2010

Pocket Dragon

A flame producing device that is most commonly found in the pocket. A lighter.

Knight One : 'Wouldest thou pass me the pocket dragon most noble sir?'
Knight Two : 'Verily good sir, butest only if thou passeth to the left'

by The Herb Brothers September 1, 2012

pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012