Hipster Please!

An exclamation made when someone try's very hard to come off as a hipster, but ends up just looking like a tool.

Also can be used in a similar manner to bitch please but only if the remark is made to a hipster.

*Seemingly normal guy posts instagram photo of himself wearing fake glasses.*
Random friend: Hipster please!

by Bronty October 16, 2012

soliana please forgive me

I did a bad thing to my friend that made them feel upset. I say this and hope they forgive me

Hey soliana please forgive me?

by rorogurl February 11, 2022

Nigga please

Asking a black person, or of black descent to please do something.

Black: "Need some help?"
You: "Oh, nigga please, nigga please!"

by anonymouskittylicklick225 March 15, 2011

Kill Me Please

When you are really embarrassed about something you say kill me please.

Person A- Oh my God he just saw you do that!

Person B- OMG KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!

by Imthatonegirl December 22, 2014

nigga please

A phrase used like ''No way'' or ''Get out of here'' Very ghetto and should be used as such

Dude look at that girls jelly

nigga please

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

skeezer pleaser

1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy

1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.

by theHung September 11, 2005

Please be advised

Essentially meaning: "I am an asshole." The beginning words from someone or something that is about to reject, worry or disappoint you.

Please be advised that our policy does not allow us to accept your complaint.

by Bill in AZ February 18, 2013