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A person who continues to fall for satire on the internet over and over again

The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel

MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot

Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again

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An over weight women of bad character who is a terrible parent and avoids all adult responsibilities with narcissistic tendencies and the self proclaimed authority to rule over all. Also known as a Brittany or ao9

Man that lady is a potato

by LDDD3 December 14, 2025

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Potato!

An exclamation or statement expressing the sentiment that one should never become so grown-up that one loses the ability to be childish.

Longer expressions that mean the same thing:
"Never get so battle-fatigued that you can't enjoy your shore-leave."
"Never work so hard to provide for your kids that you lose the ability to play with them."

Origin: In the children's book Wayside School is Falling Down, a boy named Calvin gets a tattoo of a potato on his ankle because "he likes potatoes." This expression is a reminder to always keep some of that simple innocence in your heart.

Barney: "Wanna go play laser tag?"
Ted: "Why on earth would I want to do that?"
Barney: "Potato!"

Guy: "Want to come over?"
Girl: "What would we be doing?"
Guy: "I'll give you a hint: it involves pillows and sheets. ;)"
Girl: "OMG we're gonna build a fort?!"
Guy: "..."
Girl: "Potato!"

by EdCasey143 October 21, 2012

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