Picking up the truck from Yuma

When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.

Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”

by Balzar Danglin June 17, 2021

Picking your teeth

When someone says they're picking someone's teeth, they're changing their mouth to get you to say something that they want you to, usually for a setup or to make them mad.

Sorry I have to study for a couple of hours.
Sounds like a lot of fun! Are you having fun?
No??
Haha yeah I'm just picking your teeth.

by SirCompliments August 12, 2021

Trash Picking

When you sleep with an ex you dumped.

Yo bro, I was trash picking last night.

by GarbageMan69 March 14, 2016

Cotton picking minute

A very long minute

Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!

by Jsutt August 21, 2017

dry picking

When someone is picking with/at you for no reason at all.

She is dry picking with me about why I was last to school; I can’t even drive.

by Kai Bee October 9, 2017

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

Plum Picking

Sexual act; The act of wetting one's thumb and inserting it into their partners anus, followed by rapidly pulling their thumb back out and saying the phrase "What a good boy(girl) am I".

The wife likes to role play, so I said I'd be Jack Horner and she could be the Christmas pie. That night I went Plum Picking.

by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021