Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.
Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
by new guy 101 April 22, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019
Get the Scratch Papermug. The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.
by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019
Get the Paper bossmug. If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.
Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018
Get the Paper Jockeymug. Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.
Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
by Mr. Suess May 24, 2018
Get the Free papermug. 