Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.

Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.

by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020

deck

deck (mamad) is alireza's father (168cm shorty) he was given the name because he fucked alireza every night

"veewoooveeewoooooo" this is the sound of DECK alarm

by thefuck!MAN November 23, 2021

Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

cold deck

(verb) In computers or related technology, running an executable or object program developed for and by another kind of system without modification. So called because prior to more advanced media, computer programs were mostly punched into and stored on card decks, and different computers usually had differing instruction sets instead of copying Intel.

This computer can cold deck anything in current or recent production.

by StarryGordon October 7, 2021

Fatema the deck

To organize and make a presentation or Google slides easy to follow, with added slides for all who are working on the said presentation. Without fatema, the deck would just be a mess.

"Hey, who's gonna Fatema the deck? I have no idea where to add copy!"

"Ahhhh, this deck has been Fatema'd, it flows so well!"

by Bunnie94 August 7, 2022

decking

brutally scrape someone else's wee wee on a hard wooden deck giving them splinters for life

Ow stop decking me Nicholas

by RGPRS September 9, 2023

freedom on deck

A term used to describe a force that's waiting to right any wrongdoings

Tyranny is at bat, but we have Freedom on Deck

by ChetMarteen April 21, 2018