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(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
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