Woke

1) To be an idiot

2) To be more retarded than people whom are medically determined to be retarded

Synonyms: idiot, backwards, no morals, satan worshiper,

Us woke people laugh that the anti-woke think the election was rigged.

by Old Wise E November 24, 2023

Woke

A word that non minorities use to claim that they are socially aware, while totally disregarding the cultural appropriation and history of the word.

I went to a quinceanera today! I'm so woke!

No, no you aren't. Do you know what woke means? You most definitely are not woke.

by Spineflower1 October 27, 2022

Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 22, 2023

woke

being overly inclusive of people.

"Disney is so woke, like 90% of their characters are now either gay or a minority its so cool"
- Someone whos cringe

by anonymous October 26, 2022

woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive

karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name

by anonymous September 9, 2022

woke

Woke means to be a real nigga woke about situations you feel.

“Anthony Lukan is finna woke”

by Havzhsha June 18, 2018

I woke up today

1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.

2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.

This song is so I woke up today, dude!

Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by grootunknown January 2, 2025