ninja skills

High level abilities bordering on super-natural. Not necessarily a reference to fighting ability, but can refer to any skill.

Grandmaster Flash got ninja skills.

by fireninja October 24, 2003

Ninja Post

Noun - A post the sneaks in before another on a message board. Replying to the same post, and often contain the same message.

Chris: Is DDR3 and DDR2 compatible with each other? - 18 minutes ago.
Tom: No. - 3 minutes ago.
Bob: Nope. - 3 minutes ago.
L33Tjack: haha Bob is pwnd by a Ninja post! xD - 0 minutes ago

by theSMEXY April 10, 2010

Ninja Run

The act of roadie running with arms out-stretched in an absoloutly flawless attempt to make the run quieter, and increase velocity significantly. This takes prolonged practise, but when mastered is more effective than possibly imaginable.

"Holy shit, the cops just rolled up! Quick everyone Ninja Run the fuck outa this joint!"

"Omg i was nailing this chick last night when her parents walked in, so i had to naked Ninja Run all the way home!"

by Ninja Jamie June 30, 2009

Facebook Ninja

Someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; Appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. A Facebook Ninja can never be "tagged" and never appears on a wall. Therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.

"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."

by Drewanium February 22, 2008

ninja pirate

If one of these existed, he would be the coolest person on the planet. All would bow down to him or be destroyed by his laser eyes.

The Ninja pirate practices ninjitsu on the high seas.

by Captain Asshat April 25, 2005

Ninja boot

noun.
- condition or state of having a poon crease
- when a woman wears excessively tight pants that split her sweet spot
- a female frontal wedgie

Natalie: Did you see the ninja boot just walk by?
Jason: Oh no, I missed it! She had a major camel toe going on though . . .

by jgusc213 September 15, 2005

ginja ninja

A ninja with firey red hair. They surpass the skills of any normal ninja, because of their flame throwing skills.

That ginga in the alley batterin' all the wankas is a proppa ginja ninja.

by Apple Britters July 23, 2006