Cold zoo

Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present

I have to go have a cold zoo

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

cold tip

When the tip of your penis is cold, it almost feels like there is fluid coming out. Can be associated with precum or not being able to hold it in anymore.

Damn this woman is hot, is this precum or just a cold tip?

by darkcat November 7, 2021

texan cold

Any temperature below 70 degrees F.

Melissa-Can you believe how beautiful the weather is today? It's a sunny 55 degrees
Angie- This is summer? Let me grab my sweater. It may be sunny, but that is Texan Cold sister. I'm not from Ohio.

by Mr. & Mrs. MAC December 31, 2015

Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.

Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'

by Glansolo July 28, 2017

Phantom Cold

When you had the flu or the cold and you recover from it, but still have a buildup of phlegm and mucus in your throat which makes you cough up into someones face. Then they somehow get sick even though you are no longer contagious and they blame it on you.

I am innocent and your accusations are bullshit, it's just a Phantom Cold for fucks sake!

by Miraku, The Alter Ego November 23, 2019

cold packing

Performing an act of necrophilia. Generally, when the body has been dead long enough to lose all body heat.

Did you know cold packing is not illegal in like 20 states?

by Jenzo the Historian March 7, 2022

cold work

Adj. To call something harsh or wrong.
V. the act of doing cruel or unkindly

"You peep that shit cuz"
"yea that was cold work"

by C-Dub May 13, 2005