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New York Effect

wherein a person from a large metropolitan area waits until later in life to settle down because they are always looking to see if there is someone better around the next corner.

this person may or may not ever find true happiness with another person.
John is never going to commit to anybody. The New York Effect has got a lock on him.
by kevrockdal August 23, 2009
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New England Clusterfuck

A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.
I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...
by wthrfrk80 March 3, 2011
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New Amphibian

The name of the cafe in the middle of Teviot Row House, one of the University of Edinburgh's student union buildings.
Student1: "Hey, wanna go grab coffee in the New Amphibian?"
Student2: "You mean the Mezz?"
by oldcat May 17, 2011
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New Mexico Pace Car

A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015
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New hair, who dis?

When your new hairdo is so damn fire that you don't recognize the little people anymore.
Commoner: hey what's good?
You: New hair, who dis?
by B-Radley R-man August 4, 2021
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New Auburn

The ghettoest part of Wisconsin.
With a population of 23. (actaully 562)
and you can find a bar every mile!!!
Take your 4 wheeler to get to the bars!
Its the coolest way!
"Yo lets go to the bar"
"which one"
"the one in New Auburn"
"which one..?"
by Bunnette August 21, 2008
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New Year's Resolution

The bull shit that people say they will when they are hammered 10 mins before the New Years comes. Most of this is forgotten by the 3rd of January.

Most of these "resolutions" are things like, lose weight, eat better, eat less, get a better job other then that casher job at Mc Donalds. Most of these never happen, but when the planets are alined right, still none of these happen.

People who don't have problems in life say, "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Person with problems: "My New Year's Resolution is to reach a weight under 300 lbs."

Person without problems: "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
by Sire Definition January 1, 2012
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