im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

My ass

Your ass if something that you have on your bottom if your a girl then you know what’s going up there if your a guy then your lucky

My ass likes big dick mmmm feels good

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021

She farted on my ass

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

my ass

something that has shit all over it

hey do you know what my ass contains?

by crackedlila February 6, 2021

My ass

The phatest ass around

Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"

by CoolBeanz! February 8, 2021

Wipes my ass

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.

Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021

27 my ass

To have a salad eaten from ones asshole.

27 my ass! make sure you bring napkins.

by FalseProphet13 April 5, 2021