Cuntaki mushrooms

When you fuck a female mushroom that looks like a cats mouth and get high from its juices.

Man I had some goooooof cuntaki mushrooms last night.

by 2l3git4Um8 May 8, 2016

Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom is our god and our savior he is all mighty and the most powerful being ever. And Sander Gausvik Heskestad is his servant.

Person1: Hey u know Holy Mushroom?
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.

by Hawkey21212121 September 18, 2020

1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance

The best Auto Insurance company in the Mushroom Kingdom.

I get auto insurance from 1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

mushroom tattoo

noun; to slap someone in the face with your penis, thereby leaving a red mark in the shape of a mushroom

"My woman acted up so I gave her a mushroom tattoo on the cheek."

by somery February 4, 2003

purple mushroom

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Flying Mushroom Stamp

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much taller than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.

I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!

by Kaj Darkwind May 16, 2010

mushroom tatoo

whiping ones partner with you penis (Piece, Wang, Schlong ect)

"That bitch said she wanted a tattoo so beeing the gentelman i am, i whipped my cock out and gave her the old mushroom tatoo, after that she soon changed her mind

by Wastedgremlin July 21, 2006