by h0tgirl1 March 13, 2016
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Get the Swag-Muffin mug.an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.
what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.
how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!
how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!
by ruffin muffin October 5, 2009
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A person who is going to beat someone else may be serving them a tray of fail muffins. Or perhaps just one fail muffin. It depends on the size of the fail.
Or, it usually is used to describe something that really sucks.
You might tell someone to eat a fail muffin if they do something dumb. Or, you know, fail.
A person who is going to beat someone else may be serving them a tray of fail muffins. Or perhaps just one fail muffin. It depends on the size of the fail.
Or, it usually is used to describe something that really sucks.
You might tell someone to eat a fail muffin if they do something dumb. Or, you know, fail.
"Biology eats the fail muffin."
"Haha yeah, I hate Bio."
"1,2,3,4,5,7..."
"...eat a fail muffin dude.."
"I'm gonna beat you so bad"
"No way man! I'm gonna serve you a fail muffin!"
"Haha yeah, I hate Bio."
"1,2,3,4,5,7..."
"...eat a fail muffin dude.."
"I'm gonna beat you so bad"
"No way man! I'm gonna serve you a fail muffin!"
by Emily Taylor June 21, 2008
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1. A person who looks really unkempt such as (usually in the mornings; their hair is is styled like they just rolled out of bed, the outfit they thought matched is actually lacking any kind of style.
1. A person who looks really unkempt such as (usually in the mornings; their hair is is styled like they just rolled out of bed, the outfit they thought matched is actually lacking any kind of style.
friend, "hey!... ooo rough morning?"
you, "what's wrong with me?"
friend, "babe you look like a rag-a-muffin."
you, "what's wrong with me?"
friend, "babe you look like a rag-a-muffin."
by koren hairston April 13, 2008
Get the rag-a-muffin mug.Scientific mastermind researcher appearing the the Frank Zappa Song "Muffin Man". The Muffin Man works in the lab at the utility muffin Research kitchen. He works tirelessly to design new and better muffins for the rest of us. He is extremely passionate about his work, and firmly believes that Muffins are the best food on earth.
"Later he the muffin man says:
Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
by Britawaterfilterjuice March 2, 2010
Get the Muffin Man mug.A skanky woman who hangs out by and in dumpsters and gives oral, carnal, and anal sex to men passing by. Often in exchange for drugs or cigarettes.
by Matt Qsack January 20, 2006
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