Mr. Menck

Mr. Menck is a fat guy that nobody likes. His real name is Phil which suits him. He also has a nasty neck beard that nobody likes. He can be associated with Mc. Donald's and cheese burgers. He often flops around like a walrus babbling nonsense that nobody understands.

Ewww, look at that Mr. Menck hes so fat and ugly!

by The bully. February 5, 2020

Mr. Hobby

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.

Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.

by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020

Mr. Bonar

Teacher at DeLaura Middle School.
Got a DUI and fucking loves Ohio even though it’s not even real smh.

Student 1: hey can I see your schedule?
Student 2: yeah I hope we got a class together
Student 1: aww fuck yeah we have Mr. Bonar together
Student 2: Mr. Boner? What the fuck

by Mr bonar DUI February 25, 2020

mr stoddart

the fittest teacher in the world

wow mr stoddart is looking great today

by falafel13693758 March 10, 2020

Mr. Reddit

A person who suddenly acts well educated in a subject despite of not knowing anything about it.

u/whatever: that's actually very unsafe, i am a packaging expert, and that would never pass in my book

u/whatever 2: ok Mr. Reddit

by pipeman88 March 20, 2020

Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

Mrs hubler

A 7th grade math teacher, they yell a lot in a good way and actually make math fun. She normally duct tape the mouths of kids she personally knows and will put recycling bins on their head. She almost has a mental break down every day but that doesn’t stop her from showing up to class. She prefers her 5th period 7/8 math over her 2nd period 7/8 math class. She also never does any of the advisory slide shows which is amazing.

Mrs hubler threw a marker at me again
Damn, she threatened to glue me to a chair

by YourFavBestieee May 28, 2023