Modern Zombie

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.

He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.

by StayClassy January 4, 2014

madder than a mole

An old saying from midwest farm country. "I'm madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"

"You see Jeff stub his toe? He was madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"

by GB_Pack4 February 24, 2014

modernista

a person who is totally smack on trend..modern hip cool knows whats up and predicts the next trend. knows whats "out" and whats "in"…cool spotting radar abilities.

man i need a modernista to design my new space !!

by laurenlee October 10, 2014

modernarity

The description for when something is so cool and modern, you need to make up a word to describe it.

The modernarity of the car was enough to make Perseus fall backwards.

by Phase57 May 29, 2016

Mudderboat

When you perform a motorboat between a girls ass cheeks and she has diarrhea

But this chick was so hot last night I gave her a Mudderboat. The corn was delicious !

by Starkastic June 30, 2016

modern literature

actual hell in it's purest earthly form

Modern Literature makes me wanna kms.

by CristinaYang February 5, 2017

moderfoker

every tyler in world

his name is moderfoker

by queondaway January 26, 2017