Beyond The Mint Gates

The act of SJW-ing an Instagram account to death.
"Did you hear about that kid who got suspended?"
"Yeah someone found out about his meme account and totally pulled a Beyond The Mint Gates on him."
by papapapapapara March 02, 2019
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Birthday Mints

Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.
Person 1: Happy Birthday! Here are some Birthday Mints.
Person 2: Damn you're extra.
by yellowpanda February 21, 2018
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Thick mint

The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.

Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?
Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.
by Nafamnotfeelingit January 16, 2019
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fuckin mint

a combination of fucking hell and goddamint

fuckinmint
- your girlfriend knows you cheated on her

- fuckin mint that was my second girlfriend this week!!
by Plutomania July 14, 2022
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fuckin mint

when u take the dick from ur brother (yes cut it off) then replace ur girls arm with it then procede to fuck her mom
Oh yeah yesterday Ashley asked me do do a fuckin mint on her
by wtffffffffbitchhhh October 19, 2021
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Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
by JoshBurgerAndFries April 10, 2016
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Mint Gaming

A name used to symbolize a team that completely detonates its roster after the first defeat.
Mint Gaming was hilarious when they changed all their fucking players
by csof September 09, 2021
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