Micro-toxic

micro-toxic (adj.): Describing individuals who fake non-toxicity while frequently resorting to passive-aggressive behavior and exhibiting traits of jealousy.

Jack, a self-proclaimed supporter of his friends' successes, often masked his micro-toxic tendencies. Despite his seemingly kind demeanor, he would subtly undermine their achievements through backhanded compliments and snide remarks, revealing his underlying envy and passive aggression.

by Sinakhaniofficial July 15, 2023

Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.

He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.

by Ballhumper August 14, 2023

micro torture

The act of slow torture but with small objects like needles, pens, and little 4 inch pocket knives

Whilst Jonathan was strapped to the chair Jesse preformed micro torture for hours on him until he told him what he wanted.

by psyclime4ed August 27, 2023

Microcorrect

To pounce on the tiniest perceived omission in a social media post to add some unnecessary detail that you feel should have been a part of the post.

So, this dude came along to microcorrect me on Counter.Social, adding absolutely nothing useful to the thread

by The Scribble Cave August 28, 2023

Micro

A small sesh, often lasting only for a few hours.

ey mate, fancy a micro tonight?

by Dr_B September 25, 2023

micro-microwave

A very tiny microwave that can be put in your pocket, so you can cook anything

Hey, can you give me the Micro-microwave that is in your pocket, so I can cook the tiny stake?

by IDontHaveAnyIdeasForNames October 16, 2023

Micro-Spacing

Typically used in fighting video games, Micro-Spacing is the act of being very close to the opponent, but just far enough away to not get hit.

That Micro-Spacing was crazy! His fist was less than an inch away from my nose

by Charnime October 25, 2023