by Dmessxpress June 3, 2003
Get the 10 minute nut mug.by acb10 April 22, 2014
Get the Last-Minute-Manda mug.when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016
Get the 13 minute shit mug.When women say 5 minutes but it is often longer it is a woman's 5 minutes.
Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.
Similar to male 6 inches.
Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.
Similar to male 6 inches.
Mary said that she would be ready in 5. Of course that is a woman's 5 minutes so we have time to watch the last quarter of the game.
by CLS 8888 December 16, 2016
Get the woman's 5 minutes mug.When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.
by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016
Get the last-minute-ditch mug.Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018
Get the five minute panties mug.A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
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