french meeting

a french meeting is another word for a sexual hookup

Kierran: "Hey Keenan, wanna smoke a bowl rn?"

Keenan "I can't, I've got a French Meeting" *winks*

by kierran169 November 24, 2023

Techy Mehki

A Techy Mehki situation is when your down to your last £50 and thinking about how you're going to survive for the rest of the month.

A; Bro I'm in a techy mehki right now.

B; do you need me to borrow you some money bro?
A; Please bro this techy mehki ting is long

by Notmewhoyouthink June 3, 2024

Techy Mehki

Techy Mehki is when you are in a financial crisis and have no more than £50 to your name and do not know how you're going to make it through the month.

Yo bro, I'm going through a Techy Mehki right now, it looks like it's pancakes and noodles for the month.

by Notmewhoyouthink June 4, 2024

Team Meeting

The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.

I'd rather get buried alive than attend another fucking ridiculous team meeting.

by ACunny November 4, 2024

Cheek Meeting

A polite way to excuse yourself for a bowel movement.

"Please excuse me, I'm being called to the office for a cheek meeting."

"Sorry I missed your call. I was in a cheek meeting."

by Valkyrie Vision Media™ February 21, 2026

GOFO meeting

A meeting that could've been an email

"I can't believe management dragged us all out here for a GOFO meeting"

by Sgt Antlers October 1, 2025

Biznitch Meeting

When two or more overly wealthy women with no jobs stand in a store blocking foot traffic conversing about useless shit.

I’m sorry dear it took so long to go to the bathroom. 2 women we’re having a biznitch meeting blocking the entrance.

by Artist4 October 2, 2025