Shelby Marie Meeks

She is one of the greatest human beings alive, she's always there for you and always the most sweet and caring girl you'll find, no matter what she can always make you smile. She's absolutely adorable and pretty and by far the cutest gal you'll meet.

Mitch: oh my god Shelby Marie Meeks is amazing

by ILikeBackflip December 9, 2015

The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019

The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".

Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.

by turbovolvo August 12, 2021

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

Little Sweaty Meats

Little Sweaty Meats is slang for a tiny greasy cock.

"nice Little Sweaty Meats"
"fuck you nigger."

by littlesweatymeats999 September 30, 2025

Heats out, meats out

When it's too hot in your room and you can't get comfortable so you just take all your shit off.

Heats out, meats out: When you're too damn hot in your room so you just take your damn clothes off.

Hey bro why the fuck are your clothes on the floor?

Oh you know man, heats out meats out.

by SourSweetYeet July 1, 2018

Mr. Meeseeks

A blue alien that can do almost anything you ask it to. Disappears after it has fulfilled it's purpose.

"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"

by MDawg1491 July 3, 2023

Mr. Meeseeks

One time slave in a box.

1: I have too many things to do.
2: Try summoning a Mr. Meeseeks

by LactosefreeBread September 3, 2023