Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
Get the alternative anonymous meetingsmug. by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020
Get the Meeting Fuckedmug. by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021
Get the minutes of last meetingmug. by Bunda meeting representative March 20, 2022
Get the Bunda Meetingmug. Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day
Traci - How was it?
Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!
Traci - How was it?
Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!
by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010
Get the Samsonite meetingmug. by Tony Stark 6 June 12, 2014
Get the Meeting with the chiefmug. "Meet your creator"
With the word creator meaning god.
Meet your creator is another way of saying die. Because many people believe that when they die they'll go to heaven, and god presumably resides in heaven wich means you'll meet him.
With the word creator meaning god.
Meet your creator is another way of saying die. Because many people believe that when they die they'll go to heaven, and god presumably resides in heaven wich means you'll meet him.
by BobbyAndJimmyGetAlongQuiteWell September 11, 2018
Get the meet your creatormug.