A batemaster who owns/bates on Andrew Robison and Rick Rea. Will usually find him making fun of kids that play WOW and owning the shit outta them. He thinks its funny how kids tat play WoW get mad.
Guy: Hi I'm playing World Of Warcraft
Big Matt: WoW is for homos
Guy: STFU IMA GO PLAY WORLD OF BATE IN MY MOUTH CRAFT
Big Matt: LMFAO OWNED!
Big Matt: WoW is for homos
Guy: STFU IMA GO PLAY WORLD OF BATE IN MY MOUTH CRAFT
Big Matt: LMFAO OWNED!
by Batemaster March 7, 2009
Get the Big Matt mug.A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.
1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!
2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!
2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!
by klano klanitis August 13, 2010
Get the Matt In The Hat mug.Related Words
matty
• matty healy
• MattyBRaps
• matty b
• Matty Ice
• Matty Patty
• Matty P's
• Mattycakes
• mattyfern08
• matty boy
by Roxanne February 10, 2004
Get the matt rubano mug.If you have a friend called Matt, you are lucky. Teenagers called Matt are people who seem one thing but, there is so much more to him as a person. Matts are usually emotional, and have a big nob. This may lead to an addiction of masturbating. A Matt is muscular and has a great body. They will undoubtedly get all the girls and are charming, sensitive and sexually amazing. They are the content, trustworthy kind who are secretly fucking their teacher in the classroom after school.
by Gashman101 October 5, 2011
Get the Matt mug.Center fielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers. As of 2012, he has the largest contract of any National League player in the history of the game at 160 million dollars. A real down to earth guy who works hard and has fun on the field. Wears number 27.
Dodger fan 1: I am so glad the Dodgers signed Matt Kemp to such a long deal!
Dodger fan 2: Matt Kemp = Beast
Dodger fan 2: Matt Kemp = Beast
by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012
Get the Matt Kemp mug.Matt is a very good friend. He is the type of guy that will stay on FaceTime with you till 4am because he is that dedicated to what he does. He always is helping you out. He will make you laugh in a heartbeat!
by Emma Degs December 24, 2017
Get the Matt mug.When will there be words to describe this person. He's the person who will cause these symptoms: lack of words, breath and attention to anything surrounding you two, heart poundage, and an addiction. You'll never once in this world find a person like them, one who can stare at a wall but think of millions more. One who can talk to every girl that flirst with him but still manages to make you feel like your the only girl that is existent on this shitty planet. One day you'll find the words to give to this non human person, because a person like him at least deserves to know how amazing he is. How he can steal you and give you the choice to go, but you'll never once take the option to leave. You'll never want to leave. He's created something special. Love.
by Cara-yeahit'sgirly December 28, 2010
Get the Matt mug.