matthew

a little gay boy who is a bitch and has a 20 feet dick that grows 2 feet a year.Likes a girl named Adriel White and a girl named Lily Milstead

Matthew is asexual

by xChima May 7, 2018

matthew

dick head

O, there is Matthew, the dick head who no one likes.

by MatthewHater December 17, 2011

matthew

stupid and dumb

" That guy is so stupid he's a total Matthew."

by VERDUN12 January 19, 2017

The Matthews

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

by Joey Joe Joe Shmabadoo June 19, 2008

matthew

A sexy guy that every girl wants to have sex with

I wish I could have matthew

by boiiy August 2, 2016

Matthews

A sexy ass dude who can be friends with anyone and is just plain cool

Damn I wish I knew Someone like Matthews matthews

by Itsyaboyj December 10, 2016

matthew

A sexy man who can cause ladies to swoon over him. He has his way with treating a girl.

girl: your boyfriend is so good. He fits his name. Oh that matthew

girl 1: bitch he is mine!!!

by darkened soul July 31, 2016