Matthew
A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.
Matthew by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019
Matthew
"Hey bro see that disguising price of shit Matthew with the dyed hair and my chemical romance shirt?"
"Yeah bro that's disgusting and repolsive."
"Yeah bro that's disgusting and repolsive."
Matthew by Noah McAdams October 10, 2019
Matthew
A titty demon, will steal your kids and sell them to Indian prince as a sex slave. Locks up people in basement, cannibal. wife's name is Karen, loves kids.
Matthew by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020
Matthew
Matthew
Usually a redhead from Ireland who does acts like he is cool. Pale as fuck and never shuts the fuck up. Short as hell and gets picked on by his friends. Usually has a high ass voice and wears Adidas or Nike all the time. He is usually still a good friend if you need something tiny to let all your rage out on. Plays a lot of sports and cries when he loses.
Person 1- Hey look at that short ass punching bag. I hate that kid he never shuts the fuck up.
Person 2- Bro! Stop thats my friend Matthew!
Person 1- He walks pretty straight.
Person 2- Okay? What are you implementing from that?
Person 1- *Goes to gym storage room and emerges with baseball bat*. I mean when I'm done with him hes gonna be as disabled as Stephen Hawking.
Person 2- Bro! Stop thats my friend Matthew!
Person 1- He walks pretty straight.
Person 2- Okay? What are you implementing from that?
Person 1- *Goes to gym storage room and emerges with baseball bat*. I mean when I'm done with him hes gonna be as disabled as Stephen Hawking.
Matthew
A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) is the greatest friend you could ever have. With their bluey hazel eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares.
Matthew by thetravelled May 9, 2020