matthew

stupid and dumb

" That guy is so stupid he's a total Matthew."

by VERDUN12 January 19, 2017

The Matthews

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

by Joey Joe Joe Shmabadoo June 19, 2008

matthew

A sexy guy that every girl wants to have sex with

I wish I could have matthew

by boiiy August 2, 2016

Matthews

A sexy ass dude who can be friends with anyone and is just plain cool

Damn I wish I knew Someone like Matthews matthews

by Itsyaboyj December 10, 2016

matthew

A sexy man who can cause ladies to swoon over him. He has his way with treating a girl.

girl: your boyfriend is so good. He fits his name. Oh that matthew

girl 1: bitch he is mine!!!

by darkened soul July 31, 2016

matthew

A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"

by Micah P. May 22, 2008

MATTHEW

one who is dumb enough to break his TV with a tennis ball

matthew is a brick

by psefu September 21, 2016