Thx Management

I said what I said. It's official. Management has spoken. Signed Management.

Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management

by Ericka Porter Mba April 4, 2022

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Golf management

When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.

Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.

Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.

by EggsRSides April 7, 2022

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shittin menagerie

General Tom Foolery and disorder as perceived by The Harold.

You kids kept me up all night with your damn shittin menageries!

by J. Dondue June 30, 2022

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mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).

As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.

by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022

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Anger management

v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.

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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.

Court order or peer pressure?

by gnostic3 September 14, 2023

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Water Manger

A whore

A: "Dude your mom is such a water manger"
B ":("

by geotongdru September 14, 2023

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Hanger Management

When you are arrested for assault at a fast food establishment for Anger Issues and have to take anger management!

Customer: I ordered 6 nuggets and I got five. Customer proceeds to throw the nuggets and hits employees! Cops are called and now you are arrested and have to take Hanger Management!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

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