ur mum gey

lol

ur mum gey lol

by iTz Mason SEE4 YTUBE May 17, 2018

shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’

I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’

by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018

your mum's baps

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).

God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.

by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009

so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.

Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet

by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009

Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked

Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously

by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016

ur mum gai

the most insulting insult ever known to man

person1: hey look where your going

person2: ur mum gai
person1: immediately dies

by SlickWiliam March 30, 2019

Ur mum gaeeeee

The ultimate roast. When it gets told to u u get Ebola and die. The only known cure is saying no u back to the other person.

Tearcher:u got an f
Kid ur mum gaeeeee
Teacher: no u

by Memelord999999999 April 27, 2019