A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

by racksondouble September 1, 2025

Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets
by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022

by anonymous October 15, 2021

A person who thinks their lyrical abilities are way stronger than they actually are , even to the point of paranoia towards already successful musicians /rappers .
by LyricalGanster June 8, 2024

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man
by tankhmper1918 November 5, 2024

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"
by ADHDperson June 11, 2023
