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Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016
mugGet the Muddy Tug of Warmug.

Muddy

Someone or something that you came from the mud with, new for a long time.
Thats my muddy gang, we been locked in.”
by racksondouble September 1, 2025
mugGet the Muddymug.

Muddy Puddle

When a bunch of guys take laxatives and gang bang a girl, proceeding to shit all over her.
Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets
by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022
mugGet the Muddy Puddlemug.

muddy

your dude. your guy. your slime. someone you're close with.
Oh, that's Kaizon. He's my muddy word 2.
by anonymous October 15, 2021
mugGet the muddymug.

muddy ghost

A person who thinks their lyrical abilities are way stronger than they actually are , even to the point of paranoia towards already successful musicians /rappers .
Did u hear that insane compilation of bullshit that muddy ghost Called a song !
by LyricalGanster June 8, 2024
mugGet the muddy ghostmug.

muddy hotdog

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man
Dude I can't believe Nikolai gave me a muddy hotdog, that was gnarly.
by tankhmper1918 November 5, 2024
mugGet the muddy hotdogmug.

Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis
Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"
by ADHDperson June 11, 2023
mugGet the Muddy Raptormug.

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