Milkshake squirtgun

When you're titty banging a pregnant chick and she squirts you with milk while you cum on her face.

Gave my pregnant wife a milkshake squirtgun and we both ended up covered in white.

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

mistakes

its you.

hey dude what are mistakes...?

person: boi every mistake is you.

by Alex Adler December 12, 2019

Mistake

Many definitions, but the most used, is yourself

Im a mistake

by zaqwszsfdzsgf February 10, 2020

Mistake

The opposite of The Urban Dictionary

Shoot I made a mistake

by SpookyTheMimikyu April 28, 2022

to milkshake

to ejaculate; other terms may be: skeet, cum, jizz, spoof, nut, pearl jam, and many more

I'm going to milkshake all over your face.

Shut up bitch swallow, and if you can't swallow...go ahead and choke on it. (and by "it" i mean my milkshake)

by hotcarl9211 February 15, 2010

Redneck Mistaken Identity

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English

Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!

by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010

Turtle Milkshake

To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.

My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.

by Animefreakgoddess July 6, 2011