When two circumcised men want to snoodle but can't because of the lack of foreskin they put their dicks together tip to tip and wrap their dicks in a tortilla. Then one man proceeds to jerk the other man off.
Carlos and Ken want to snoodle but couldn't until they realized Carlos was a mexican and had a tortilla to wrap around their dicks. This is how the mexican snoodle was born.
by kaminsknator March 23, 2011
Before sex, rub your cock with mexican spices & habanero peppers. Then put a condom on and start having sex. In the middle of sex rip your condom off and insert your burning cock inside her.
I wanted to Spice things up in the relationship so I covered my cock with pepper juices and released the Mexican Spy.
by Hoopla Michael Padilla March 12, 2008
When one consumes a mass amount of spicy mexican food thus paying for it the next day when one encounters severe explosive diarrhea where leftover floaty mexican food can be seen. This usually leaves behind fine toilet art.
Ex. Sara goes to Don Lorenzo's and eats the entire dish of chicken chimichanga on top of a basket of tortilla's with salsa and guacamole. About an hour later she sprints to the nearest restroom and experiences a mexican toothache.
by taniabakersbu August 02, 2009
(n) A sandwich with dog poop in it: Presumably opening said sandwich would resemble a Rorschach inkblot pattern; see Texas Flip-phone.
From Ben Driscoll's Daisy Owl Webcomic 7/9/2008
From Ben Driscoll's Daisy Owl Webcomic 7/9/2008
"Well, she left a surprise in the sandwich. An old fashioned 'Texas Flip-phone.'"
" . . . a what?"
. . .
"A 'Mexican Rorschach?'"
". . ."
"A sandwich with dog poop in it."
"Oh."
" . . . a what?"
. . .
"A 'Mexican Rorschach?'"
". . ."
"A sandwich with dog poop in it."
"Oh."
by estebanamente March 19, 2009
Taking your used condom off your cock, proceeding to shit inside it, tying off the end and then creeping up behind your girlfriend like a burgler and smacking her in the face with it.
After banging his prudish girlfriend he pulled the condom off his cock and turned it into a Mexican Blackjack to dummy her upside the head with so she would quit asking about dinner.
by jordin36 August 13, 2010
by 5cared April 25, 2010
sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs
by CacheXT June 08, 2006