Matthew

Matthew, is term for a hypocritical cunt who won't shut up about his superior circumcised penis and edgy girls even though his girlfriend is edgy

Person A- Man Noi is awesome
Person B- Yeah he totally isn't a Matthew

by Poopy_Butthole May 16, 2018

Matthew

An anime weeb that likes to watch Food Wars the Anime and hate everyone that has the name Sho.

I HATE SHO
I'M A ASIAN NAMED MATTHEW

by Asian.com May 2, 2019

Matthew

A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.

A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!

by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019

Matthew

HugE fucking emo cunt

"Hey bro see that disguising price of shit Matthew with the dyed hair and my chemical romance shirt?"

"Yeah bro that's disgusting and repolsive."

by Noah McAdams October 10, 2019

Matthew

A titty demon, will steal your kids and sell them to Indian prince as a sex slave. Locks up people in basement, cannibal. wife's name is Karen, loves kids.

My kid got kidnapped and turned into a sex slave!
It must be a Matthew that's using him.

by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020

Matthew

Trash at maths at fortnite
Really annoying

Yo matthew

Shut the fuck up

by Hemesfere May 13, 2020

Matthew

Usually a redhead from Ireland who does acts like he is cool. Pale as fuck and never shuts the fuck up. Short as hell and gets picked on by his friends. Usually has a high ass voice and wears Adidas or Nike all the time. He is usually still a good friend if you need something tiny to let all your rage out on. Plays a lot of sports and cries when he loses.

Person 1- Hey look at that short ass punching bag. I hate that kid he never shuts the fuck up.
Person 2- Bro! Stop thats my friend Matthew!
Person 1- He walks pretty straight.
Person 2- Okay? What are you implementing from that?
Person 1- *Goes to gym storage room and emerges with baseball bat*. I mean when I'm done with him hes gonna be as disabled as Stephen Hawking.

by Ohio4Lyfe June 20, 2019