"My leg keeps cramping, I'm going to have sit out this one out. "
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."
"Do you need some vaginitis cream for that male vaginitis."
by Picking December 13, 2014
A period where in a man had an existential crisis in which he feels utterly lost and has no idea of what he is doing. Then they realize something obvious and go at it for a couple weeks.
The phenomenon occurs roughly once a month therefore the name male period.
The phenomenon occurs roughly once a month therefore the name male period.
by Flora lumberjack August 06, 2018
A funny guy. Can sometimes be sensitive, but is really good at playing instruments. Always talks about how girls like him but has no game. Sometimes acts douchey around other guys but that’s every guy am I right.
Person: Hey, where can I find a teacher to teach me how to play guitar
Other person: There’s this guy at our school that plays really good guitar, just ask him. His name is Sidney (male)
Other person: There’s this guy at our school that plays really good guitar, just ask him. His name is Sidney (male)
by Apple Pie 69 November 03, 2020
1. A man so concerned with "feminist" issues that he needs to get a life.
2. A man who's so sensitive about feminism that it even makes women groan.
2. A man who's so sensitive about feminism that it even makes women groan.
by everythingannoysme November 18, 2013
by RetroStarTV July 16, 2021
Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.
Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”
by stop playing cod and grow up November 15, 2019
“Metro-Male” (A concept that labels a tag to feminine males) are known to carry man-bags, hand lotion, get facials and also get their nails did; but not be deemed a homo-sexual
TomKat,Bradanjolina are so metro-male.
by leebeezie May 20, 2006