The most disgusting shit in the world. You might as well drink your own cum. It would probably taste better and be healthier than this crap. Seriously, the burgers are put on moldy wheat buns and are drier than the sahara desert. the milk is chunky because of how expired that shit is. Only get the mandarin oranges. Those are the only things that look and taste edible. The lunch ladies have more hair on them than a 40 year old greasy male. They have the body of a linebacker. Bring your own lunch or just get fast food. Don't worry about the health with the fast food as it will be healthier. I can't believe they serve this shit. I feel like this is why kids commit suicide and shoot up schools(no that is not a joke).
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Get the school lunch mug.A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.
Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.
by The Mysterious Jed November 17, 2009
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Get the stuntin like luncheon mug.A magical time which can usually occur between 11-3pm.
Or If your at school can occur from the ungodly hours of 9 -12.
You eat stuff.
Oh, and some douchebag may steal your food while you're not looking.
Or If your at school can occur from the ungodly hours of 9 -12.
You eat stuff.
Oh, and some douchebag may steal your food while you're not looking.
Conroy: Dude, you stole my fucking juice.
Zach: dude I was thirsty, and you had another one.
AP: WELL, WE GONE HAVE TO FIGGA DIZ OUT IN DA STREETZ AFTER LUNCH.
Zach: dude I was thirsty, and you had another one.
AP: WELL, WE GONE HAVE TO FIGGA DIZ OUT IN DA STREETZ AFTER LUNCH.
by TRINITYPUZZ October 28, 2009
Get the lunch mug.Chris: Where were you at lunch?
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.
Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.
Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.
Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.
Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!
by dOPARIS February 5, 2010
Get the Lunch Adultery mug.Two Jewish Israeli peacenik businessmen went to Lunch in Tul Karem in Samaria of the so-called Palestinian Authority with their friends–two Palestinian restauraters, who who were “peace activists” and “moderate” Muslims, who only wanted to make nice with the Jews.
The two Israeli Jews told all of their friends about their “peace mission” with these two non-violent Palestinian specimens of humanity. Not long after they reached the Tul Karem restaurant, the two Israeli men were found bloody, slaughtered dead, and dismembered at their peace-loving Muslim Palestinian friends’ restaurant in Tul Karem, at the hands of their two “moderate” Muslim friends. No word on whether the Jews got to eat a digestible meal before their halal lunch of steel blades.
The two Israeli Jews told all of their friends about their “peace mission” with these two non-violent Palestinian specimens of humanity. Not long after they reached the Tul Karem restaurant, the two Israeli men were found bloody, slaughtered dead, and dismembered at their peace-loving Muslim Palestinian friends’ restaurant in Tul Karem, at the hands of their two “moderate” Muslim friends. No word on whether the Jews got to eat a digestible meal before their halal lunch of steel blades.
by k...7 December 29, 2009
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