Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Lucky Penis

“Lucky Penis” is similar to the saying “Lucky Day!” It has been around for several centuries, having spiked in the year of 1896. It has made a comeback in the last couple of years.

“Hey look, I found a $20 bill on the side of the street!”

“Lucky Penis!!!”

by ggeraldmonster June 12, 2023

Lucky Joon

The guy in the middle of a 3 way fuckfest with a pair of transsexuals.

Pierre: I hear you were on double duty this weekend, both giving and receiving.
Joon: Yeah, they don't call me Lucky Joon for no reason man!

by L.Piere June 29, 2020

lucky cocksucker

A faggot without aids

Person A: Does Elton John have aids? Person B: No, not even a single one? Person A: Wow! What a lucky cocksucker!

by Sketchy with a K June 1, 2024

Love Lucky Gacha

This really poggers gachatuber >:>

who dose FNAF Gacha videos she a part of The Noftas and the FNAF Musketeers

yea very poggers >:3

Have you ever heard of Love Lucky Gacha
Oh yea you mean the Asshole

Yea that one the one that needs to shrink

by Toby• Teardrops :) March 14, 2021

Lucky Doodle

How to describe someone you don't like who has been in a lucky situation. But you can not insult them at the time that you are saying it.

"Oh, Ben got his job? That... Lucky Doodle"

by Anom123433 May 28, 2018