Lion kinged

When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”

Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night”

by Seshhead November 1, 2019

The Lion King

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”

Hey daddy wanna do the Lion King

by Master of chi January 5, 2021

brownwood lions soccer

A bunch of badass soccer players

Did you see the brownwood lions soccer team being badass

by Suck my ass3506 January 13, 2021

Lion

A cat that you'll never wanna have in your home

Ooh a very thicc lion.

by FunniestEnglish February 1, 2021

Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.

The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.

by Spinter April 22, 2021

Lion Advocate

One of the most bot-like humans that you could ever meet in your life. They believe that lions would beat Pokémon through sheer delusion and their minimum utilization of brain cells. They bring up the most idiotic arguments such as the "lion ladder" or "lion stack" because they are bots. If you ever find yourself in an argument with one, always keep in mind that they have the same IQ as a goldfish and are simply the biggest clowns ever.

Lion Advocate: LIONS WIN 100% OF THE TIME
Me: Ur a clown

by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 28, 2021

Lion Kinged

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”

Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.

by WOCKYslusher69 April 30, 2021