When something seems so certain but it is in fact the opposite, just like how it seems impossible to watch 300 lb. linebacker Levon Kirkland be one of the fastest players on the field.
Loh: Do you think it's weird I bring more clothes on a trip than my girlfriend?
Brett: Brosef, you've been a Psychological Levon Kirkland since the day I found out you suffer from Sports PTSD from your 4 sports teams AND have been to 75 Taylor Swift concerts in 6 continents.
David: Seriously, you only shower twice a week, eat Mac and cheese out of the pot, but know all of Tay's songs backwards and forwards. You have a super odd Brofile.
Loh: PTSLAD? She transcends traditional pop culture norms and her music just speaks to me.
David: Ok, We're Done Here.
Brett: Brosef, you've been a Psychological Levon Kirkland since the day I found out you suffer from Sports PTSD from your 4 sports teams AND have been to 75 Taylor Swift concerts in 6 continents.
David: Seriously, you only shower twice a week, eat Mac and cheese out of the pot, but know all of Tay's songs backwards and forwards. You have a super odd Brofile.
Loh: PTSLAD? She transcends traditional pop culture norms and her music just speaks to me.
David: Ok, We're Done Here.
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