Write a love letter to Shrek

To defecate; To void feces from the bowels; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; to take a shit

I only had 15 minutes for break, so instead of taking a nice walk in the sunshine, I decided to write a love letter to Shrek.

by GQinthehizzouse June 12, 2011

Love at thirst sight

When you think you're in love when first meeting someone, but it's actually lust.

Bro, this woman I just met is so hot...I think it's love at thirst sight.

by Bee85 December 29, 2019

Love is in small things

A Guy likes Korean animator and illustrator Puuung

Person 1: I just brought a book is Love is in small things from my sister on my birthday
Person 2: Did you mean? Puuung Love is

Love is in small things - Puuung

by HyebinXXIII February 2, 2021

I love you hand squeeze

Holding your lovers hand and want to secretly let them know you love them. You squeeze their hand three times. Once for each word. I *squeeze* love*squeeze* you *squeeze*

Girlfriends mind: we’re in public.. but he’s so cute I wanna tell him I love him… oh I know!
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-

The I love you hand squeeze

by Errrorr November 25, 2022

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP

The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship is the chosen mode of transport for the universes ultimate crime fighting force the SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE. The The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship can transport the police to any kind of emergency from some gooks being harrased or some urgent deliveries of hentai to clients that need imediate relief.

ALL NEW FOR THE SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE PLAY SET!!!!! THE NEW....!!!! SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP!!!!!!!! NOW YOU CAN FLY YOUR MEN ON ALL SORTS OF MISSIONS TO SAVE THE ONE TRUE RACE FROM FILTHY ROUND EYE GAIJIN SCUM!!!!!!! THE SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP COMES WITH A WAP BEAM GUN WHICH FIRES RAINBOW BEAMS OF SUPER HAPPINESS TO SAVE THE DAY!!! ^__________________^

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

super happy go go love shine rainbow mega happy pink fluffy cloud police not included, may contain extreme levels of wapage

by Fred Bloggs the 3rd March 26, 2005

I love you 1 Sextillion

you can never beat this!

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: I love you so much
Person 1: I love you most
Person 2: I love you mostestestestestestest
Person 1: Hmmmmmm, I love you 1 Billion
Person 2: I love you 1 trillion
Person 1: I love you 1 Quadrillion
Person 2: I love you 1 Qunitillon

Person 1: I love you 1 sextillion
Person 2: What comes after sextillion? You win.

by prb915FC January 6, 2021

love cul-de-sac

Foolishly believeing you have fallen in love with someone only to discover that you are not, you are in fact an idiot, and do a complete turnaround to retrace your steps exactly the way you entered into the situation.

To understanding friend: Thought that I'd met Mr Right, but it seems we have gone down a love cul-de-sac and I have to get out!

by Bag Lady November 7, 2007