Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.
Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.
Tea leaves - ow.
Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......
Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Tea leaves - ow.
Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......
Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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The Greater Deity of the true world. He is believed to have actually be the father of Chuck Norris. Used for measurement of awesomeness.
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