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Tea Leaves

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.
Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011
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Zoe Laverne

Zoe Laverne is a mistake an ugly rat. Zoe’s a clown too everyone hates her and her fandom is a bunch of hoes they’re hoenuts lol. I can’t believe cody made a mistake getting back with Zoe that’s just messed up cody messed up lol
by Ihatezoelaverne December 14, 2019
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Bryan LaVergne

The Greater Deity of the true world. He is believed to have actually be the father of Chuck Norris. Used for measurement of awesomeness.
Oh my, it'd take Bryan LaVergne to stop that train!
by BML0322 May 6, 2009
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leavetard

Portmanteau of "leave" and "retard". Someone of British origin who voted leave in the referendum on membership of the European Union. Typically describes someone gullible, uneducated and incapable of acting in their own best interest.
These leavetards just voted to piss away all of their jobs and money, how stupid can you get!
by xwize June 28, 2016
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wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.
I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!
by Squirrel nest 4000 December 19, 2015
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Lavena

by Puppymonkeybaby97 August 4, 2018
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Laventatious

Laventatious (adjective) - of an exquisite quality
$atori zoom is laventatious
by ardeu June 12, 2021
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