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knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012
mugGet the knife coachmug.

Knifing Party

When a group of dudes come together and gather in a circle to rub their erect penises against each others', similar to sword fighting.

The main goal of a knifing party is to see who can ejaculate the fastest, having the last person to finish clean each "knife" with their hands.

A variation of the common knifing party involves simply rubbing against any body part.
That knifing party was so intense last night.
by Elton Axton October 8, 2020
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time knife

It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.
You’ve seen the hat man? But not the time knife!?
by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023
mugGet the time knifemug.

The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger
I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.
by Technosmash October 6, 2017
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butter knife booty

She has a butter knife booty, hairy armpits, and A Cups.
by bsconley February 16, 2024
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Butter Knifing

When a man is having gay thoughts about another man.
I had to leave the party because that guy was butter knifing me.
by Bl4ckwat3r June 3, 2022
mugGet the Butter Knifingmug.

jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book
by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022
mugGet the jack knife budget bombmug.

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