Gun-shooting knife

Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.

“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”

by epicguy193 September 10, 2022

knife

it is often used as an inside joke in annoying orange

hey Apple!
Apple: What
Orange:Knife!
Apple: AHHHHHHHHHHHH(fucking dies)

by mangone June 3, 2023

jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.

wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book

by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022

black araxys vandal and xenohunter knife

someone that has a deep voice and plays valorant, mains reyna/jett typically uses black araxys vandal and xenohunter knife

yo you use black araxys vandal and xenohunter knife?

by 19wj November 30, 2024

Knife and Fork

Dentists may use the term Knife and Fork when regarding a person(s) hands to keep the patient unaware of what they are discussing.

"I need a new set of knife and forks, the old ones have become too small for my children to use."

by MaximusA April 9, 2019

Bowie Knife

An iconically large knife named after Jim bowie used as a hunting or fighting knife that got popularized by the sandbar fight. Now used in spaghetti westerns or action movies. Another knife similar to this would be the Rambo knife, which is more of a tool then just a combat weapon.

I robbed some guys with a Bowie knife.

IMMA STAB YOU WITH THIS BOWIE KNIFE!

by RobbedABank March 18, 2022

Knife

When your boyfriend goes on a week long trip and has an urge to place one leg between your two pieces of thigh candy.

Damn bae, I just can't wait to knife the middle of those legs all night long!

by SonOfTheGreat January 12, 2015