a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

When a group of dudes come together and gather in a circle to rub their erect penises against each others', similar to sword fighting.
The main goal of a knifing party is to see who can ejaculate the fastest, having the last person to finish clean each "knife" with their hands.
A variation of the common knifing party involves simply rubbing against any body part.
The main goal of a knifing party is to see who can ejaculate the fastest, having the last person to finish clean each "knife" with their hands.
A variation of the common knifing party involves simply rubbing against any body part.
by Elton Axton October 8, 2020

It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.
by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023

by Technosmash October 6, 2017

by bsconley February 16, 2024

by Bl4ckwat3r June 3, 2022

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022
