Kevin is a heart breaker. He broke my heart. I loved him more than anything in the world. He is fake and changes depending on who he is around. He is so hard to resist. He’s funnier than anyone you’ll meet. He can be the sweetest person or the biggest asshole. he’s got eyes that will brighten up your whole life, and has a presence that you crave when he’s gone. He is a GIANT hoe and not loyal at all, but you love him so much, you’ll stay with him. Biggest fuckboy on earth, and he also tries too damn hard. Overall, he’s great but he’s intolerable as fuck.

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by breebabbyy16 September 7, 2019

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Usually falls for girls named Katie or Sammy. Most Kevin’s are y’all which makes for great cuddling, will protect his girl at all costs. Probably the worlds greatest boyfriend. Will show up at your house around 3 PM with food at your request. A total dork. Will make you laugh 25/8

Girl1- I want a kevin
Girl2- sorry Kevin and I are already talking

by Patricia Lennon May 31, 2018

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Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.

OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.

Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.

Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.

by Surf Diva December 19, 2017

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