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Kevin is the best person to talk to about Harry potter. He has an obsession. He always uses it with his teaching. He is a teacher with an odd sense of humor. He believes in himself and gas no shame in sharing his life with his classes. Kevin also never worries about being wrong because in his eyes he's always right. This little beaver is an odd fellow, but you might warm up to him.
I wonder if kevin is a huffle puff or ravebclaw.
by Kevin haters!!! May 18, 2020
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Kevin is a dumbass gay motherfucker that only fucks a guy named Doug with a hairy chode
Doug come fuck me with your hairy chode Kevin
by Asseaterrrrr June 16, 2018
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Their parents hate them and they probably have no friends
FUCK YOU KEVIN THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
by Sneakygecko55YT May 2, 2020
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Needs to be with a Lilly. Kevin's are amazing people and go AMAZING with Lilly's. They will do anything for the ones they love. Even steal phones. Probably joined the soccer team but quit, might regret it. Love cheerleaders named Lilly.
OMG! Did you see Kevin and Lilly together?
by ILOVESWINGING November 9, 2018
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kevin is a brat
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Every one loves this kid he is great. At sports better than his friends at everything and jd is faster than him though
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Kevin is the best husband. He is the poster boy for infj. Kevin’s always have your back. A true Kevin is constantly trying to make the lives of his loved ones safe and happy sometimes he forgets to share that goodness with himself.

He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.

Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.

A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.

If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
Old woman struggling with groceries

Kevin : Please allow me to help

Old woman : why thank you sonny boy

Kevin : my pleasure

Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )

A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.

Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.

Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !

Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !

Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !

Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...

In unison everyone : splooge !
by Moonshine76 October 27, 2020
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