go jump in a lake

A term used especially in Minnesota (go figure) that mean "fuck off" or "shut up." Used by grandmas who have anger issues but are to civilized to swear.

Kid: Hey, hey, pay attention to me, feed me, I want money!
Jodi: Go jump in a lake you little twerp! *takes a swig of gin*

by nanodesu1234 February 21, 2017

Car Jump

A sexual act practiced occasionally amongst foot fetishists, where the two participants, sitting and facing each other, both place a toe or toes from one foot into the others' mouth and then a toe or toes from the other foot into the others' genitals or anus.

After a long Car Jump with a lover one might find oneself with toejam in one's mustache.

by DP2000 June 17, 2009

Cunt Jump

The act of killing someone while in mid-air during an online gaming session.

I was going for the kill, but got cunt jumped by the guy behind me.

by Jdubthegamer May 30, 2018

fart jump

The act of flaggelating while leaping in the air.

Man, did you see Will fart jump in Chris' face this morning during our run?

by ElJeepo December 8, 2015

go jump in the lake

"Go jump in the lake" is specifically referring to the biblical "lake of fire and brimstone" from Revelation 19:20.
It's a polite way of saying Go to Hell, especially in the Bible Belt of the American South.

If the boss thinks I'm going to be working overtime on a holiday weekend, he can go jump in the lake.

by Magnolia the Cat July 1, 2017

fruity table jump scare

when you are at the fruity table and someone is close to ratting themselves out, causing a jump scare for the other members

r slice almost put his elbows on the fruity table. what a fruity table jump scare!

by batergacken April 4, 2021

sparkle jump rope queen

One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.

" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."

by Bellatrixtrash99 August 8, 2017